I don’t drink. Well, I do, but not to excess. Not for years. Not till last night. How did an informal business meeting turn into that many beers and a late train home from Glasgow?
I’m too old for all this now. I have a sore head, the sweats and palpitations.
Idiot!
fortynine + one up 
Bacon roll, irn bru, banana. Not necessarily in that order.
I do care! Poor weekeef!
Thank you for caring
You are a nice person and I will buy you a (soft) drink tomorrow 🙂
AbFab
That’s disgusting – did you take a taxi home from the station?
Re: AbFab
Certainly did – but didn’t fall out of it. Unlike some people … :p