Tag Archives: technology

The fruit bowl of shame

Our fruit bowl is a disgrace. I mean, it’s not filthy, or disreputable or anything. In fact, it’s rather a nice one – light wood, large, deep. It should hold plenty of fruit. But it doesn’t. Somewhere in the past … Continue reading

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Don’t call us

I’m heading in to work an hour late after BT Openreach engineer #3 turned up promptly for our 8am appointment. Which BT had failed to tell us about. After 90 minutes, however, said engineer concluded that we have a fault and … Continue reading

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Seal of APProval

One month ago I bought an iPhone4. It is, perhaps the most astonishingly wonderful thing I have ever owned. It was and will continue to be too expensive – but it’s only money. It incorporates everything I’ve previously hated about … Continue reading

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Turn left at the next exit

When I become Emperor of the Known Universe there is a list of things which I intend to ban almost immediately. High up on that list are: Salt and Vinegar crisps; Bruce Forsyth; and Satellite Navigation Systems The reasons for … Continue reading

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teh Fck

Is there anything in life as utterly pointlessly uselessly crap as the spellchecker in Yahoo! webmail? I know, I know, there are other providers and other services and other e-mail programmes.  I even use a few of them.  But Yahoo! is … Continue reading

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